Random things in my mind

Skenario nya gini :
Kris ditangkap karena lagi kebut-kebutan, dan chanyeol ditangkap karena habis tawuran. Mereka sedang di dalam sel penajara. dan ini dia percakapannya :

Kris : uhhmm Hei,
Chanyeol : ...... (hanya melihat, mendengus, lalu buang muka)
Kris : Siapa namamu?
Chanyeol : Tidak sopan menanyakan nama orang jika kau belum memperkenalkan namamu sendiri.
Kris : (menggaruk tengkuk) aku Kris Wu, siapa namamu? (sambil mengulurkan tangan)
Chanyeol : (melihat ke arah Kris) aku tau siapa namamu....
Kris : (mulai mengepalkan tinjunya) o-kay, kau tau siapa namaku. Jadi siapa namamu?
Chanyeol : Kenapa aku harus memberi tahu padamu?
Kris : ..... (menjambak rambutnya sendiri)
_______________________________________________

Kris's reading a book, while Luhan .....

Luhan : Chanyeol is cute...
Kris : ........
Luhan : Chanyeol is cute...
Kris : ........
Luhan : Chanyeol is cute...
Kris : ........
Luhan : Chanyeol is cute.. Chanyeol is cute.. Chanyeol is cute.. Chanyeol is cute.. Chanyeol is cute.. Chanyeol is cute.. Chanyeol is cute.. Chanyeol is cute.. Chanyeol is cute..
Kris : what the Lu.... can you just shut the fuck up.. i'm trying to read here...
Luhan : Gezzz, you should just admit and tell me, 'Yes  he is cute' and i wont bother you..
Kris : Yes, he is cute, are you happy?
Luhan : hehehehe... okay, bye now i need to tell him 'chanyeol, kris thinks you're cute'
Kris : Lu... NOOOOOO......

_______________________________________________
Beacuse teasing Kris is amusing....

Luhan :  Kau sudah tidur dengan chanyeol?
Kris : What the fuck Lu, why should i sleep with him?
Luhan : aku hanya bertanya, tidak perlu marah begitu...

few days latter
Luhan :  Kau sudah tidur dengan chanyeol?
Kris : Hell no Lu, i'm not a gay...
Luhan : maybe you're not, but you do really think chanyeol is cute..

a week latter
Luhan :  Kau sudah tidur dengan chanyeol?
Kris : Lu, dont you have another question beside 'that' question?
Luhan : (thinking) Yes, i have... is he amazing? did he moan?
Kris : (throw Sariroti to Luhan's face)

10 days latter
Luhan :  Kau sudah tidur dengan chanyeol?
Kris : ..... why did you keep repeating that question Lu?
Luhan : you know... just in case you're too shy to tell me..
Kris : i'm not shy and also i wont sleep with him. Dont you get it....
Luhan : hey,  no need to be angry, i'm trying to support you here... (pouting and leaving)

15 days latter
Luhan :  Kau sudah tidur dengan chanyeol?
Kris : GET OUT FROM MY ROOM BEFORE I KICK YOU OUT THROUGH THE WINDOW...
Luhan : (runs for his life)

25 days latter
Luhan :  Kau sudah tidur dengan chanyeol?
Kris : (throw pair of shoes to Luhan's face)
Luhan : i hope you'll die alone while i have a kinky sex with my Xiubun.... you're so ungrateful bitchfaced bastard.

30 days latter
Luhan :  Kau sudah tidur dengan chanyeol?
Kris : ...........
Luhan :  Kau sudah tidur dengan chanyeol?
Kris : ..........
Luhan :  Kau sudah tidur dengan chanyeol? Kau sudah tidur dengan chanyeol? Kau sudah tidur dengan chanyeol? Kau sudah tidur dengan chanyeol? Kau sudah tidur dengan chanyeol? Kau sudah tidur dengan chanyeol?
Kris : Fuck lu. YES... i slept with him, now get out please. i'm having a serious headache because this fucking hangover!!!
Luhan : finally... (hugs Kris) welcome to gay community  Kris.... tomorrow i will give you a present.

*and Kris finds a box full of 'lotion' on the next day in front of his door with a note :

hey, Dragon on Periode
i'm a good hyung, right? so this is a present that i told you before. Feel free to ask me when you run those lotion out.

-cute Lulu

and 2 weeks latter, Luhan received short message :

From : PMS Kris
Hey, Luhan Hyung

From : DeviLu
What do you want? did your dickhead hit by something

From : PMS Kris
ungghh, can i ask you a favor?

From : DeviLu
ahhhh, so our all mighty dragon need a help from this amazing cutie little pie Luhan? what can i do for you my highest?

From : PMS Kris
About the Lotion, do you have a spare Lotion? i used the last bottle last night, i already bought the new one, but it's not as good as the one you gave me. I will pay you.

From : DeviLu
what the... i gave you fucking 15 bottles Kris. oh my God, how can you use all the Lotion in 14 days? Fuck, you must be Fuck like bunny. Call Me... NOW

From : PMS Kris
Cant do that. i'm busy. Just slip the bottle under my apartment door now. TYVM... i love you?

______________________________________________
Well yeah, i'm suck...... but please tell me what do you think about it? i'm more than happy you're willing to make a full story based on the bunch of suck texts above...